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♪♪ [upbeat music]

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[Lisa]
Baby?

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I've got some big news.Congratulations.

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I didn't even tell you
what it is yet.

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Whatever it is, I'm sure
it's fantastic, baby.

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But right now, I'm in
the middle of defending

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this space colony
against these punks online.

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It isn't often that, uh,
you know, the kids

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are at their parents, and
I get to play uninterrupted...

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till now.

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I got a job, Tony.

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Oh, that's what's up, baby.

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What is it,
a teaching gig?

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No, no, I got a job

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where I can actually
make my own hours.

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Hm, private tutoring.

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No, have you ever heard
of Global Root?

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It's this--
this really amazing company,

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and they sell
these great skincare,

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and weight management,
and nutrition products.

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Oh, great, I'll get you
a bunch for your birthday.

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No, I already got some--
a lot, actually, to sell.

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I mean, but the products
pretty much sell themselves,

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so it's hardly
a sales job.

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And you know
what the best part is?

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Is I get to recruit others,

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and they can sell
the products for me.

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And then, I will pretty much
be making money in my sleep.

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Isn't that great, baby? Tony?

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It's a pyramid scheme,
Lisa, wake up.

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What, excuse me?

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Usually, I like to break
these things to you gently,

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but right now,
I'm in the middle

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of a particularly tough
intergalactic battle,

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and I ain't got
the time, so I'ma just get

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right to the point.

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[sighs]
You're being scammed.

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Get your money back.

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Tony-- I mean, come on.

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Can you be supportive
for once?

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I'm trying to make
a career choice here.

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Again?

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Since the kids were born,
you've changed careers

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like you change your drawers.

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Shall we go down the list?

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Substitute teaching,
prepaid legal,

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Myra Jay Cosmetics,
and you didn't even stick

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with it long enough to get
the hot pink town car.

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And now,
you wanna sell RoboCar?

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It's Global Root.Whatever.

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Look, get-rich schemes
are not a career,

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and I've always
been supportive.

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Well, can you be supportive
and buy some Global Root?

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Absolutely not.

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Okay, well, fine,
but I do want you to know

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that I am hosting a dinner party
here tomorrow night

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with all
my friends and family

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so I can present
this amazing product to them.

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Whatever you say, baby.

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And one more thing...

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♪♪

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[Rodney]
Who you been letting
cut your hair?

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Was he blind?

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Tell me you pressed charges.

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Rodney, you were
the last one to cut my hair.

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Get outta here.Mm-hmm.

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Okay, okay,
I mean, now that I--

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I'm at the wrong end--
bam, okay, that's good.

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Are you good, brother?That's real good actually.

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Ah... ah.

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Uh-oh, uh-oh.Ah!

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Get-- say it, Lassie.Ah!

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Fire at the barn?

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Lit-- Little Timmy
fell down the well?

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Lloyd.

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Lloyd.

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Who the hell is Lloyd?

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Lloyd Hayweather
and Marco Pasquial

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are gonna be fighting
this Saturday night.

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It's gonna be huge,
thought y'all heard about it.

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Man, you must be
on the late freight, man.

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They've been promoting that
fight for six months.

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We got the poster
right over there.

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That sure is the poster.

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Man, that fight
gonna be off the chain,

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the biggest fight I've seen
since Ali-Frazier.

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Hey, I ain't seen
a fight this big

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since I was at
Michael Vick's house that time.

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I told y'all about that.

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I hear you... dog.

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Anyway, we gonna be having the
Pay-Per-View at my crib, man.

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Y'all gotta come kick it.

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Uh, no offense, dog,

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but your house
smell like feet.

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But-- but check this one out.

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I got the ultimate
sports satellite package

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and a brand-new 60-inch
flat-screen HDTV,

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and y'all are
all invited to come and watch.

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Yo, yo, you got the 60-inch
in the man-cave?

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That's crazy--
that's great news, dog.

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I-- we're about to be
poppin' like stoppin',

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you know what
I'm talking about?

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Get my sleeping bag,
call my mama.

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I'm moving in,
don't tell me no.

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Okay, uh,
slow your roll, playboy.

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Look, I am a family man,

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so I've made the decision
to put the 60-inch

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in the living room
so my whole family can enjoy it.

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It's not in the man-cave.

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Family man?[both snicker]

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Translation, my brother--

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you gettin' punked
by your woman.

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I mean,
I'm trying to figure out

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who wear the drawers
in the family.

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Is she wearing boxers,
or is she wearing briefs?

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I thought she had leggings on
all the time.

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All right.

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I mean, um, drawers
'cause she--

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um... I don't know.

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I'll see y'all
at the fight, man.

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Hayweather versus Pasquial--
mm, mm, mm!

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Man, I'm gonna
miss it though, man.

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I gotta take my son
on his camping trip.

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You know, a little
father-son bonding.

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Rodney, I did not know
you had a son.

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I didn't either till I got that
friend request on the Internet.

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[laughs]

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♪♪ [upbeat music]

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Ah! Hayweather-Pasquial.

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Never thought
I'd see the day.

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Uh, baby, what're you doing?

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And is that
what you're wearing?

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That's a little casual.What're you talking about?

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Did you forget about
the dinner party, Tony?

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The dinner party?

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Oh, the-- the--
the dinner party.

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You-- you talking about
your dinner party

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that you're
having here tonight?

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That dinner party?That's the one, yeah.

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Girl, I didn't forget.

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That's why I laid out
all these little snacks,

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and beers, and stuff.Oh, okay.

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Well, thank you, baby,
I appreciate that,

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but can you just
go get changed?

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I got the food covered.Got you.

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[doorbell rings]

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Did you hear that?Somebody's early.

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It is-- it did sound like
the doorbell, didn't it?

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Oh, but that's-- that, uh,
that's-- that's the gardener.

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You know how I be
forgetting to pay them?

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They probably trying
to get their money.

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They did a good job
last time.

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You gotta pay them.Didn't they?

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Oh, you know, I'm gonna
tell them about that now.

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Why don't you go pick me out
a blazer or something?

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Gotcha, baby,
okay, that's a good idea.

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[laughs]
That's my special girl.

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What's up, playboy?
Are we good?

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All right,
check this out, Ton.

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These are the homeys, man.

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Homeys, Ton, this is Blue,
Black, and Vest.

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Vest don't
really talk that much,

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so you gotta talk to him
through the eyes.

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Anyway, this is
an amazing TV that you've got

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set up in this living room.Listen here, listen here.

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Chatterbox, this is
what I need you to do.

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I need you to grab them drinks,
okay, and them stuff.

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Y'all get up, we moving
this downstairs, all right?

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Homeys, get the snacks.

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I don't really do manual
labor like that.

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Hey, man, why are
we moving downstairs?

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Man, if you don't get
your black ass down them steps--

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go on!

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Okay, so we just gonna chill
down here, all right?

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I'm gonna hook up
this cable box

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so we can watch the fight.

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I got a question.

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Where the wires at?

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Aw, brother, you gotta get
more techno-savvy, man.

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It's wireless.

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So you got cable
without cable?

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I don't trust it.

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And the second question is
why are we down here

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and that nice-ass
60-inch is upstairs?

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Here's the deal.

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I totally forgot
that Lisa had

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this little dinner party thing
going on upstairs.

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So what we're gonna do
is watch the fight down here

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and not interrupt what she got
going on upstairs.

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Oh, come on, Ton, can't you
control your woman, dog?

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Huh?

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I'm tired of this, man--
what's next, brother?

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We can't come over when
the street lights is on, huh?

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Is she gonna be dressing you
as well, brother, huh?

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Ain't nobody dressing me.

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I wear what I wanna wear,
and that's all

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I'm gonna
say about it, okay?

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Look, she been
on my back

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about me not
supporting her lately, okay?

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So y'all can either watch

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Pasquial versus Hayweather
down here,

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or you can watch Stallworth
versus Stallworth up there.

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[laughs]
That depends.

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Is the other Stallworth
gonna be baby-oiled up?

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You know, with the legs out,
the yams showing?

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No, no, no.

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But if you want, I can put on
a movie for you.

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Yeah, it's called
andquot;Eyes Swole Shut,

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mm-hmm, starring Tom andquot;Bruise
and Nicole andquot;Kill-ya.

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Do you wanna see that movie?
You sure?

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All right, well, y'all shut up
and watch it down here.

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And keep your voices
down, all right?

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I'll be back
in a minute.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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I'm surprised to see you here,
Mr. Barbarian.

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Isn't there
some big boxing thingamajig

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to satisfy your bloodlust
happening tonight?

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Boxing? Yeah, I don't really
follow boxing,

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so I wouldn't know.[Lisa clinks glass]

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I'd like to make a toast
to everyone here.

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It means so much to me

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that you all
came out tonight.

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And just to thank everyone,

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I have a pretty big
surprise later on.

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[all]
Oh, cheers, cheers, cheers.

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[Vivian]
Mm.

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And I'd also like
to make a toast to Lisa

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for having us all together.

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And I-- and I'm glad
we're all together

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because I also
have a surprise.

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I'd like to share with you
a very exciting opportunity.

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Have you ever heard
of... Global Root?

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Wait, what?No, no, Lisa.

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I was a bit skeptical
at first too,

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but then Vivian
explained to me

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about all the amazing
weight management,

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nutrition, skincare products,

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and I have a tendency
to be ashy, so--

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I know that
because I actually--

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You know what?
I have been hearing

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a lot about Global Root.

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It's, like, a multilevel
sales thing, right?

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Well, it's hardly
a sales thing, actually.

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The products pretty much
sell themselves.

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And you can
make your own hours.

247
00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:33,789
And, heck, you can make money
while you sleep.

248
00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:35,273
Yeah, yeah, and the best--

249
00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,827
Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh--
make money? Continue, Vivian.

250
00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:41,037
Vivian?Isn't that her name?

251
00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:42,936
Okay, wait-- you know,
this is actually really funny

252
00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,524
that you bring up
Global Root because--

253
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:45,801
[men]
Aw.

254
00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:47,078
Oh, what was that?

255
00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,045
Hm? That? Oh, um--

256
00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,289
I-- I think a raccoon got
into the basement again.

257
00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,773
A raccoon?Yeah, yeah.

258
00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,672
Remember when I said
I thought I saw a raccoon

259
00:08:54,706 --> 00:08:57,226
trying to get into the event--
in-- in through the vents?

260
00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,884
Let me go-- let me go
take a-- check that out.

261
00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:01,575
Uh, Vivian, keep telling them
about Global Root.

262
00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:02,990
It sounds completely
legit and not a scam at all.

263
00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:05,268
I'll be right back.

264
00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:14,726
What'd I miss?Oh, man, Gomez just knocked
Man-Man McCallister

265
00:09:14,761 --> 00:09:17,004
to the third row!Oh, man.

266
00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,696
Man, if the prelims
is this off the chain,

267
00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,111
the main event gonna be
off the hook.

268
00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:22,389
I know what you mean.

269
00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:24,805
This ain't the main event?

270
00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,255
Boy, you are dumber
than a box of rocks.

271
00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:28,326
You ain't right.

272
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,776
[Lisa]
Tony!

273
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:30,984
But you are whipped.

274
00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:32,157
[mimics bullwhip]

275
00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,503
Ha! Why don't you tell her
we're down here

276
00:09:33,538 --> 00:09:35,160
watching andquot;12 Years A Tony

277
00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:38,025
andquot;I ain't never had
to fight this long.andquot;

278
00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,684
Man, ain't nobody whipped.

279
00:09:41,719 --> 00:09:42,823
I'm coming, baby!

280
00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,722
Y'all just
shut the hell up.

281
00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:50,417
I don't know
who she think she is

282
00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:52,695
coming into my house
with the Global Root.

283
00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,491
That's my baby.Baby, that raccoon tried
to put up a fight,

284
00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:56,699
but he was
no match for your boy.

285
00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,494
I handled that.How dare she.

286
00:09:58,528 --> 00:10:00,185
How dare she come up
in my house

287
00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:01,497
and try to hijack
my dinner party

288
00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:02,947
to sell
her low Global Root?

289
00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:05,397
Baby, weren't you gonna do
the same thing?

290
00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:07,330
[laughs]
Are you taking her side?

291
00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:08,642
'Cause I'm saying if
you taking her side--

292
00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,748
No, no, no, no, no, no, baby,
no, no, I am on your side.

293
00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:12,542
I'm on Team Lisa
through and through.

294
00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:13,820
You know what?
Vivian is a joke.

295
00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:15,235
I don't even like her
to be honest with you,

296
00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:16,270
you know what I'm saying?

297
00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:19,170
Were you talking
about my beloved?

298
00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,585
Yeah, yeah,
I was saying, um,

299
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,450
I don't like how that she's
not over here all that much,

300
00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:24,796
you know what I mean?
We are a family.

301
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:26,039
We need to get
together more often.

302
00:10:26,073 --> 00:10:28,144
Yes, splendid--
how about Tuesday?

303
00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:30,940
Tuesdays don't work
for us... ever.

304
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,253
Okay, well, uh,
we'll figure it out.

305
00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:35,565
Get some wine.Okay.

306
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,164
Okay. [laughs]

307
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,722
All right, like I was saying,
Lisa, you are the best, okay?

308
00:10:53,756 --> 00:10:56,034
Now, if anybody can sell
that Global Root crap,

309
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,311
it's you, all right?

310
00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:59,659
Now, let's get out there
and treat our friends and family

311
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,591
into some Ponzi scheme that
they'll resent us for later.

312
00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,559
Okay? You can do it.Thank you, baby.

313
00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:05,872
Mwah, you're so right-- all
right, I'm the best, I got it.

314
00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:06,873
Uh-huh.

315
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,118
Oh! Yes.

316
00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:13,051
Did you see that?

317
00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:14,328
What'd I miss?
What'd I miss?

318
00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:15,744
Nothing, man,
it's still the prelims.

319
00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,090
The main event ain't
even started yet.

320
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:18,539
Cool, cool, cool,
Lisa's so caught up

321
00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:19,713
on her little pyramid scheme
up there,

322
00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:21,681
she ain't gonna notice
that I'm gone.

323
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,407
I'll kick it
for a moment.

324
00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:25,615
[TV sizzles]

325
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,100
[all]
Oh!

326
00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:28,964
Oh, no, no, no, no,
what'd you do?

327
00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:31,380
I didn't do nothing,
that was you.

328
00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:33,347
What'd I do?It's wireless.

329
00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:34,797
I told you
you needed wires.

330
00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:37,455
Your wireless is what
have us fight-less.

331
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,871
Let me call
this company real quick.

332
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,631
Mm.

333
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,081
That always works.

334
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:49,985
♪♪

335
00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,641
[Vivian]
Oh, and here's
your starter kit.

336
00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:53,609
And congratulations,
you're well on your way

337
00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:55,266
to making a whole lot
of money.

338
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,750
All right, well,
I've got plenty

339
00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,718
of these bad boys in my car,
so who's next?

340
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,617
I'm right here,
I'm right here, I'm next.

341
00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,343
This is actually
a funny coincidence

342
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:05,690
because I'm selling
Global Root.

343
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,209
You know, and since
there's a line forming,

344
00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:09,659
and this is my house,
why not buy from me?

345
00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:13,146
Um, Lisa, may I speak
with you for just one moment?

346
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,044
Oh, yes, yes.Okay.

347
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,841
Lisa, what do you think
you're doing?

348
00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:20,394
What the hell
do you think you're doing?

349
00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:22,776
I'm selling Global Root.

350
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:25,434
Well, maybe you should sell it
elsewhere, all right?

351
00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:28,264
Stay out of my territory.

352
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:29,852
Your territory?

353
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:31,958
This is my house,
Walter-White woman.

354
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:34,719
Well, maybe you should've
claimed it first.

355
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,963
You're in the Global Root
business, Lisa,

356
00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:40,518
and I'm in
the empire business.

357
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:44,453
So maybe your best course
would be to, um, tread lightly.

358
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:45,695
[knocking on door]

359
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:46,800
Oh, I'll get, I'll get it,
I'll get it.

360
00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:48,043
Excuse me,
pardon me, I'll get it.

361
00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,907
Whoa! Hey.

362
00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:50,942
Man, it's these gardeners.

363
00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:52,979
Boy, I don't know
what's wrong with them.

364
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,568
Okay, first of all, sir,
I just wanted to apologize

365
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,605
that you're having problems
with our satellite service.

366
00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:00,365
You are one of
our valued customers.

367
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,402
We don't want you to feel like
we don't appreciate you, we--

368
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,024
Okay, listen, I don't need
to hear about all that, okay?

369
00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:06,095
Listen, my cable
is not working.

370
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:07,407
What?

371
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:10,272
How are you gonna watch
the Hayweather-Pasquial fight

372
00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:11,652
if you ain't got cable, sir?

373
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,344
You need
to get that fixed.

374
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:14,932
That's why I called you.

375
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:16,692
[laughs]
You're right, you're right.

376
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,625
You did call me, right?
That's why you called me.

377
00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:21,904
I know, man, but, hey,
if I get this fixed,

378
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:23,250
can I come kick it?

379
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,769
I ain't got nowhere
to watch the fight.

380
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,151
Man, me and my girl got
into this big ol' argument.

381
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:28,462
She kicked me out again.

382
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:29,878
I'm, like,
andquot;Give me my cereal.

383
00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:33,157
She's like, andquot;No, I'm--

384
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,848
Look, man,
if you fix the cable,

385
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,125
you can kick it,
not a problem.

386
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,749
I can fix it, but I'm gonna
need to get up on that roof.

387
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:41,406
Now, serious question--

388
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:44,996
do you have
a really sturdy ladder?

389
00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:46,515
Sturdy.

390
00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:47,585
You didn't bring a ladder?

391
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,380
You're not gonna
report me, are you?

392
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:50,864
Man, I'm not gonna
report you, okay?

393
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:53,971
Now, can you please just hurry
your ass up and fix the cable?

394
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,318
Whoa, bubba, I don't need you
getting all testy with me, okay?

395
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,560
You know what?
I could leave.

396
00:13:57,595 --> 00:14:00,701
No, no, no, no, no,
please, don't leave, okay?

397
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,082
Just can you help
a brother out here?

398
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:03,463
Yeah, yeah, man,
all right, all right,

399
00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:05,189
I'ma hook you up--
all right, look.

400
00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:06,915
First thing I'm gonna
need to do is take a look,

401
00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:09,434
so I'm gonna have to scale
the side of your house.

402
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:10,884
Can-- can--
can you do it quietly?

403
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,782
'Cause my-- my wife, I--
I can't have her know.

404
00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:15,302
Brother, don't worry
about nothing.

405
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:18,133
I'm very nimble and
surprisingly light on my feet.

406
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,307
It's cool,
I got you.

407
00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:31,249
Well, what's the update?

408
00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,286
Cable guy's here,
should be fixed soon.

409
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,358
Good 'cause I ain't wore
my good clothes for nothing.

410
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:38,601
Man, them ol' ass jeans?

411
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:40,914
These jeans ain't old, man,
they vintage.

412
00:14:40,949 --> 00:14:42,226
You know how many months
I had to wear these

413
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,262
without washing them
to get them to look like this?

414
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,161
Besides, like that
Charles Barkley jacket

415
00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:47,403
was ever in style.

416
00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:49,992
Come on, man.

417
00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:51,407
Whoa, whoa, where y'all going?

418
00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:52,512
Upstairs!

419
00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:53,651
No, no, no,
y'all can't go upstairs.

420
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,756
She can't know y'all are here.Come on, dog!

421
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:56,896
You got potato chips, man.

422
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,311
You got a delectable
spread up there.

423
00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:01,279
Let us roll up--
plus, he gotta pee.

424
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:02,315
You know what?

425
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,007
All right, I got an idea.

426
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:09,598
♪♪

427
00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:11,289
Okay, the coast is clear,
come on!

428
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:12,704
Hurry up, hurry up.Where we going again?

429
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:13,913
The TV that way.

430
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,431
Man, if you don't get your ass
out that back door.

431
00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:18,296
Can I get some water?Brother, stick to the plan.

432
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,268
Hey, Lisa.

433
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,373
Yeah, I was thinking,
um, you know, I got some buddies

434
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:28,168
that may be interested
in buying some Global Root.

435
00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:31,137
Should I invite them over?Please do, why not?

436
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,760
That little thug Vivian
has totally edged me out.

437
00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:35,865
[knocking on door]Oh, oh, that's them already.

438
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,144
Let me go let them in
right quick.

439
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:39,248
[clears throat]

440
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:40,456
Hey, hey!

441
00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:42,665
Welcome to my house for
the first time this evening.

442
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,910
Thank you for having us
for the first time this evening

443
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,256
'cause we have not
been here before.

444
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,671
Now, I hear you
and your friends

445
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:51,467
are interested in some exciting
investment opportunities?

446
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:54,160
Most definitely,
we are definitely interested

447
00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:56,093
in investing in some of
that delicious grub

448
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:58,371
that you have laid out--
are those sliders?

449
00:15:58,405 --> 00:16:00,166
Homeys.

450
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,169
Hey, sister-in-law,
we have a question.

451
00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:04,446
Oh, sure, what's up?

452
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,206
Um, this is kinda weird.

453
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:09,623
These profit margins are,
uh, kinda low on this product,

454
00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:11,384
so it looks like the only way
we're gonna get our money back

455
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:13,006
is if we recruit others.

456
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:17,355
So, if everyone is recruiting
friends and family,

457
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:21,014
won't we run out of friends and
family to recruit eventually?

458
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:24,984
Then somebody's
gonna get scammed...

459
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,124
and it'll probably be me!

460
00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,332
Vivian.

461
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,299
Huh, huh?
Huh, what was that?

462
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,198
What was that, Todd?I didn't say anything.

463
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,890
Oh, excuse me, ladies,
Todd needs me for something.

464
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:36,512
No, I don't.Come on.

465
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:38,238
Oh, yes, I do.

466
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,653
[glass breaking
on roof]

467
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,034
Is there somebody
on our roof?

468
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,002
What? On the roof?

469
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,796
Girl, you are tripping,
ain't nobody up there.

470
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,145
Damn, did y'all feel that?

471
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:58,569
I specifically asked you
for a sturdy ladder, brother,

472
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,467
'cause I got a big-ass
raccoon up there.

473
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:02,228
It's gonna cost you extra.

474
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,367
[chuckles]

475
00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,300
See you got appetizers
over here, though.

476
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:06,818
Tony, who is that?

477
00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,337
Huh?Who is that?

478
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:10,408
Oh, um, the brother
said he wanted

479
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,547
to, uh, buy
some Global Root,

480
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:12,928
so I told him to come on in.

481
00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:16,207
Girl, you've got
customers flying in.

482
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:17,519
I completely forgot.

483
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:19,900
I told the homeys about
y'all landscape situation.

484
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:23,387
Would you mind if I showed them
your landscaping?

485
00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:24,733
Uh, yeah.

486
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,976
Bam, like that-- homeys?

487
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,116
I'm gonna make sure
they get there.

488
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,600
You know they been
trying to steal stuff.

489
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,809
Yeah, the brother in the vest
look a little sketchy anyway.

490
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,951
A little birdie told me
that you have

491
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,884
the professional
fisticuffs on tonight.

492
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,128
Now, what're you talking about?Don't be coy with me.

493
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,922
You think I wanna be in here
with these matrons

494
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:44,339
talking about Global Poop?

495
00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,203
Okay, look, it's downstairs
in the man-cave, all right?

496
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,342
But just be cool.

497
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,275
[chuckles]
I'm always cool, brother.

498
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:50,276
All right.

499
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,832
Tony? What's going on?Huh?

500
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,455
What is going on?

501
00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,733
Oh, uh, I think they--
they had to go to the bathroom.

502
00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:01,977
Bathroom? I thought he said
something about the landscaping.

503
00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,116
Oh, the landscaping,
yeah, but, you know,

504
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:04,359
I told them
they should try--

505
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,602
they can see the bathroom
from the landscape.

506
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:08,225
When you-- well,
look, check it out.

507
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,365
See, uh--
[clears throat]

508
00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:13,437
Ooh, uh...

509
00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:15,335
Where'd everybody go?

510
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:18,131
Mm, um... I don't know.

511
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,615
You know what?
Maybe they got lost

512
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,996
trying to find
the other bathroom.

513
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,480
As a matter of fact, why don't
you go look around back,

514
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,206
and I'll check-- I'll check
back here to make sure they--

515
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,242
yeah, I'm gonna check
real quick.

516
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,244
What in the world?

517
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:36,494
Tony?

518
00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:39,497
[overlapping chatter]

519
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,916
What the hell
is going on down here?

520
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,504
Yeah, what the hell
is going on down here?

521
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,265
Yo, Pasquial's got him
on the ropes

522
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:49,783
is what's
going on down here.

523
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:52,234
Oh, really?So-- so-- so this is
how you support me, Tony?

524
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:54,547
By undermining
my dinner party?

525
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:57,239
Baby, I'm-- I'm sorry,
I-- I wanted to tell you.

526
00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,517
[all]
Oh!

527
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:02,727
I want everybody
out of my house now!

528
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:05,385
Really? I fell off
the roof for this?

529
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,147
♪♪

530
00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:13,117
♪♪

531
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,636
[Lisa]
Tony, you take your homeys.

532
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,190
Everybody out
of my house, please!

533
00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:20,952
Tony, this is not the time
nor the place.

534
00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:22,816
Can you get
control of your woman?

535
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,646
Relax-- look, babe,
come on.

536
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,372
The fight's already on,
can't they just stay?

537
00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:27,545
Oh, really, Tony?

538
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,996
Now, you wanna undermine me
in front of everybody?

539
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,101
I don't like repeating myself.

540
00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:33,448
Everybody out!

541
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,450
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

542
00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:37,037
I-- I can stay,
though, right?

543
00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:39,695
I mean to help fix what you
just yanked out the wall.

544
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,352
And we can stay,
of course, right?

545
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:43,906
Of course, sister privileges.

546
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:46,150
And-- and Viv and I have
in-law privileges, right?

547
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,395
Oh, please, don't get me
started on Miss Viv here.

548
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:50,568
What, me? What's wrong?

549
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:52,225
What-- what me?
Don't play innocent.

550
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,917
How dare you play innocent,
Miss Global-Root-Jacker.

551
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:57,920
Y'all know I've been having
a hard time finding a job.

552
00:19:57,955 --> 00:19:59,957
And when I finally
find something,

553
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,787
I can't even count on--
on you, my sisters, my family,

554
00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,168
my friends, nobody for support.

555
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,860
Baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry--
you rockin' and pacin'.

556
00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:07,965
I already know
where you at with it.

557
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,623
Bring it down, okay?
I apologize, okay?

558
00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:12,763
Look, I should've
been behind you 110%.

559
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,592
I'm behind you now, you feel me?
All right?

560
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:16,111
I got this, okay?

561
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:19,459
Now, I think I have a way
to fix this if you let me.

562
00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:21,323
Listening.Okay, all right.

563
00:20:21,358 --> 00:20:23,843
Uh, who wants to buy
some Global Root from my wife?

564
00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:26,846
We just bought some
from Vivian.

565
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,951
Nobody? Okay, um,
well, check this out.

566
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:29,918
Who wants to watch
the rest of the fight

567
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,057
upstairs on the big screen?

568
00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:32,058
Hey, hey!

569
00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,301
Right, you too? And you?

570
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,648
All right, cool--
okay, let me rephrase that then.

571
00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,857
Who wants to buy some
Global Root from my wife

572
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:40,894
so we can watch the big fight
upstairs on the big screen?

573
00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:42,931
Huh, huh?

574
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,795
That's what I'm talking about.

575
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:46,175
Y'all better chop-chop,
we on round six.

576
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,005
Come on.Come on, everyone.

577
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,802
Come, come--
my baby sister...

578
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,804
[announcer]
And the winner
by unanimous decision

579
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:56,496
is Hayweather!

580
00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:59,085
[overlapping chatter]

581
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:01,467
Make it rain on my hand.

582
00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:02,813
Let's roll, homeys.

583
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:06,541
Uh, excuse me, aren't you
forgetting something?

584
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,508
Oh, no, do we have to?

585
00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:10,510
Hey, hey, supply
and demand, fellas.

586
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:12,098
The demand was high
for the fight,

587
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:13,651
so now you gotta
buy my wife's supply.

588
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:15,481
Line up.

589
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:17,724
Hey, uh, Lisa.

590
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,175
What do you say we go ahead
and, uh, split these sales?

591
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:22,488
What do you think?Oh, sorry, Viv.

592
00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:24,800
I'm in the empire business.

593
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:25,801
Thank you.

594
00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:29,874
Todd, get in line.

595
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:32,325
Hey.

596
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,533
What if I was to tell you

597
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:35,328
that this was
my whole plan all along?

598
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:38,262
Oh, then I would tell you
that I don't believe you,

599
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,263
not even a little bit.

600
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,438
Now, break out
your checkbook, Tony.

601
00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:42,508
I'm doing this.

602
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:43,509
Oh, oh, you--
I get it.

603
00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:44,613
You-- you're doing
this for the family?

604
00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:47,547
No, I'm doing this for me.

605
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:50,585
I like it,
I'm good at it.

606
00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:51,896
Now, get to the back
of the line, Tony.

607
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:53,553
All right.

608
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:56,970
♪♪